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« on: May 21, 2007, 08:38:53 pm »

I just thought I should make this while it was still available.

Wandering minds want to know, Ninjas... or Pirates?
Who is your favorite, and who would win in a fight?
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 08:39:24 pm »

Pirates.

No doubt.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 09:02:33 pm »

"I wanna be a pirate" yes this quote is from the almighty Escape from Monkey series. If you play one of the four you'll wanna be a pirate.

We get GROG, not that Sudoko japanese ****.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2007, 09:04:20 pm »

Pirates are my favorite, but Ninjas would kill in a fight.

I mean, Pirates are drunken idiots. Ninjas know all that katana crap. 'Nuff said.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2007, 09:11:57 pm »

Pirates are my favorite, but Ninjas would kill in a fight.

I mean, Pirates are drunken idiots. Ninjas know all that katana crap. 'Nuff said.
I agree with all except that Ninjas would be my favorite. Ninjas own. Who needs a ship full of a drunken, stupid crew, when you can walk on water. Oh, Pirates have guns you say? Ninjas can:
A) Teleport out of the way
B) Catch the bullet
C) Slice the gun in half by running incredibly fast around the drunken idiot and using Katanas.

Oh, Pirates do the Eyepatch Trick? (One eye is concealed so that when they go below deck their "Patch Eye" is already adjusted to the darkness.
Well, Ninjas live in darkness.

Anything else you'd like to say?
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 09:26:48 pm »

yeah we can get **** **** faced

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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 06:20:21 am »

Yeah, I got something for you Freechack.

What happens if you make one tiny mistake? Maybe you just move out of the way of the bullet instead of catching it? No big deal, right?

OH WAIT. YOU'RE A NINJA. YOU HAVE TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 07:17:50 am »

Did you know that ninjas had to carry a sword in order to kill themselves? yeah, talk about wussy.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 12:51:09 pm »

who wuz it that told me bout female ninjas?
someone told me that they poison themself then have WRESTLING with their victems to poison them as well.

weird, but still Asian...
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 04:15:36 pm »

wow ninjas suck
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 04:47:36 pm »

Attension all pirates.

FREE GROG
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 04:18:48 pm »

First of all. If anyone watches Mythbusters... the pirate special OWNED!!! the ninja special. Ninjas are shams made by the Asian governments to instill fear in their people so they wouldn't have dared to steal rice from the merchants or others. There is no proof that ninjas even existed, even proving a samurai (side note: how the hell do you pluralize samurai?) is a stretch. Pirates on the other hand, are proven to have existed and kick BUM-BUM. They like...drink rum all day, and steal money. I mean it has to be a lot of money too, right. I mean those ships are HUGE and all those other pirates don't work for free, eh? They probably had one-night-stand-wives that they had to support...which brings me to another point =D. Ninjas can' even reveal their identity, but a pirate's life is free. Pirates own ninjas in every way.

A pirate would win in a fight because ninjas don't exist, and something that isn't there can't win in a fight. Plus, some have the curse of immortality and don't die. Ninjas are just non-existent, fast-moving, flesh-bags.
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 05:05:22 pm »

A pirate would win in a fight because ninjas don't exist, and something that isn't there can't win in a fight.

So they could defeat even 5atan?

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 05:13:25 pm »

First of all. If anyone watches Mythbusters... the pirate special OWNED!!! the ninja special. Ninjas are shams made by the Asian governments to instill fear in their people so they wouldn't have dared to steal rice from the merchants or others. There is no proof that ninjas even existed, even proving a samurai (side note: how the hell do you pluralize samurai?) is a stretch. Pirates on the other hand, are proven to have existed and kick BUM-BUM. They like...drink rum all day, and steal money. I mean it has to be a lot of money too, right. I mean those ships are HUGE and all those other pirates don't work for free, eh? They probably had one-night-stand-wives that they had to support...which brings me to another point =D. Ninjas can' even reveal their identity, but a pirate's life is free. Pirates own ninjas in every way.

A pirate would win in a fight because ninjas don't exist, and something that isn't there can't win in a fight. Plus, some have the curse of immortality and don't die. Ninjas are just non-existent, fast-moving, flesh-bags.



woh, woh, woh Are you crazy!!!!!!!! Pirates don't just only drink rum, they brink GROG, GROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sniff sniff i miss you guybrush treepwood. MAKE ANOTHER SEQUAL. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 07:32:42 pm »

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So they could defeat even 5atan?

Yes.

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Pirates don't just only drink rum, they brink GROG, GROG

and yes.
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