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Ninjas or Pirates?

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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2007, 01:44:06 am »

1. Ninjas wear different attire to disguise them self. The suits are diffrent colors depending on surrondings. You can't normally tell a ninja is a ninja which can be used for stealth, sneaking up, tricking people, undercover, etc. Plus their clothes dont really matter because you will probably be dead by the time you are able to see them/know they are a ninja.

Pirates wear dirty clothes wear they can get dieseases and fleas from. You can tell a pirate is a pirate so their is no tricking anyone

Ninjas win

2. Ninjas have mastered pretty much all weapons. They have mastered various explosives too, such as timed fuses and smoke bombs. They master hand to hand combat. They train their have trained their whole lives so they are insanely good fighters. They can counter any weapon. They have strategy and can psychologicaly mess up someone. They are in peak phiscal condition. Ninjas are fast and stealthy too which is a advantage in battle.

Pirates use swords, fists, cannons, and guns. They usally havent been trained to use their weapons. They are generaly unhealthy or fat which is a disadvantage for a fight.  They arent particulary smart either so they dont have much strategy and cant figure out how to counter weapons/fighting styles. Plus they are drunk half the time.

Ninjas win hands down, even if the weapons were equal a Ninja would win because of superior fighting skills

3. Ninjas don't drink so they are healthier and more alert

Pirates drink a develope a wide range of illnesses such as heptitas, cancer, obsesity, addiction, etc. Plus they are less alert and risk blood alcohol poisioning

Ninjas win

4. Ninjas are smart and have study alot in their training. They know a variety of strategies and psychology. They can assess the best possible action in any given situation.

Pirates are generally stupid, except for the captain. They dont have much common sense either. They normally dont have any strategy and wont be able to think their way out of a jam.

Ninjas win

5. Ninjas are hired as assassins, sabotage, and espinoage. They could do what they wanted if they wanted to (whos gonna stop the best fighters around?) but they are honorable and stay loyal to their leader.

Pirates can do whatever they want. They arent loyal or honorable

Pirates win in the fun sense. Ninjas win in the respectable logical sense, Ninjas win in the cool sense becuase they have a super cool job

6. Ninjas have Naruto
Pirates have One Piece

both are good top selling mangas but, Pirates win because One Piece kicks BUM-BUM.

7. A ninja can take out a bunch of people super quickly by him/her self

Pirates need numbers/a swarm to take out a bunch of people, plus they do it slowly

Ninjas win

8. Ninjas are healthy. They excercise in eat healthy. They will geneally live longer and be better fighters. Ninjas are generally clean.

Pirates are super unhealthy. They eat crappy, unhealthy, modly food. They get tons of diesease such as scurvy and small pocks. They don't live long and the bad health makes them poorer fighters. Plus they aren't clean which contributes to their unhealthiness

Ninjas win

9. Ninjas are silent so they can sneak up on people

Pirates are loud. You know they're coming from a mile away

Ninjas win

Ninjas are way better than pirates. Ninjas own all.
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