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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2007, 02:26:21 am »

<a href="http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf" target="_blank">http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf</a>

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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2007, 02:48:33 am »

The big music companies can just hire ninjas to assassinate all the pirates using Limewire. So ninjas win in that category too.
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2007, 06:50:54 am »

Yeah, I know what it is. But seeing as it encourages the use of limewire, it's bad.
Like I said, ask Asian. He'd know how awesome it is.
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2007, 01:25:34 am »

Computers were made to crash, if they didn't then that would be very very bad because we would be able to make machines that couldn't be stopped...Terminator ****...

Anyway, I know limewire sucks.... but its not as bad as...

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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2007, 05:05:51 pm »

Pirates win, and I'm Super Serial
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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2007, 05:13:25 pm »

Well, here's my trump card.

Chuck Norris is a ninja. Beat that.
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« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2007, 07:24:41 am »

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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2007, 05:06:33 pm »

He's not a ninja, he knows kung-fu dumass
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« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2007, 09:21:56 pm »

Just check there. And listen closely.
Chuck Norris is a ninja. And even if it gets disproven over 101 times, a pirate would be too drunk to know the difference, attack Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris will kill the pirate, then proceed to kill all other pirates. Take that ^_^
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« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2007, 07:05:42 am »

Just check there. And listen closely.
Chuck Norris is a ninja. And even if it gets disproven over 101 times, a pirate would be too drunk to know the difference, attack Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris will kill the pirate, then proceed to kill all other pirates. Take that ^_^
Hey Nick:

You're a ninja, and I'm a pirate. I WIN. Shut up.
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« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2007, 03:12:15 pm »

Thats not very logical. Ninjas win because all the agruments supporting them are logical (except mabye the Chuck Norris one).
Pirates= more fun but suck at almost everything
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« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2007, 03:19:19 pm »

Honestly, here's a good arguement:

Ninja's have a certain goal. They focus on that goal, and make it their only objective. Nothing else will get in the way of that, and if they fail they will kill themselves. This shows absolutely no problem solving; everything must go to plan.

With Pirates, they might not get the job done the first time, but it doesn't matter. They can use wit and politics to work things out to work their way, even if it doesn't involve killing people.

Ninjas= Win or die. Kill if possible.

Pirates= Win or try again. Kill if profitable.

Pirates win.
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« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2007, 03:43:43 pm »

Amen.
thats what I tried to touch on in..

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« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2007, 06:39:12 pm »

Honestly, here's a good arguement:

Ninja's have a certain goal. They focus on that goal, and make it their only objective. Nothing else will get in the way of that, and if they fail they will kill themselves. This shows absolutely no problem solving; everything must go to plan.

With Pirates, they might not get the job done the first time, but it doesn't matter. They can use wit and politics to work things out to work their way, even if it doesn't involve killing people.

Ninjas= Win or die. Kill if possible.

Pirates= Win or try again. Kill if profitable.

Pirates win.
Actually Ninjas are trained to have instant quick problem solving so that they can find a way to get their mission done given any situation. They are trained to find a way to counter any attack/weapon (problem solving), find a ways to hide anywhere (problem solving), find ways to spy anywhere (problem solving), instantly change plans when something goes wrong/different (problem solving), find ways to trick anybody (problem solving), and quickly lie there way out of things (problem solving). Everything doesn't have to go as planned for a Ninja they can quickly change it given any situation.

Ninjas killing themselves when they fail is deserved most of the time because they have so many assests and skills that they should never fail, and failing is pretty rare.

Pirates kill who ever they want no matter if its profitable. Ninjas only kill who their told and those who interfer with their mission.

Since that argument has be disproved, Ninjas still win.
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« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2007, 07:21:34 pm »

Amen.
thats what I tried to touch on in..

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Pirates can sail where they want, rob who they want, bury their treasure where they want, sleep with the maidens where they want, dig up where they want, imprison who they want, bombard any ship they want, and so forth. ++
Ninjas either kill the emperor or protect him. One or the other. --
That still isn't helping your case when I say that this makes Pirates the leading cause of STDs in the world...
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