Message #430

[Doorszeppelinwho]

Jynx- She could tit slap whoever comes near her

Poliwrath- Catches character and holds them up by the neck and squirts a gushes of water down his/her throat

Bidoof- Walks around stupidly

Golbat- Stops you from moving because its so goddamn annoying in the pokemon games and doesn't let you run

Medicham- Instantly dies because its gay

Electabuzz- Makes characters that come by it staticy and they stick together

Slowking/Slowbro- Disables hit character's last used move for a little bit

Aipom- steals item

Raticate- latches on to character and bites repeatedly

Salamance- uses Draco Meteor to own anything by it

Evee- evolvles into one of its evolutions and uses its corresponding attack