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« on: June 04, 2007, 09:13:58 pm »

Have you ever seen one of those commercials with it starts out with one random topic and then moves to a completely different problem that person has?
Here's an example: A dad is talking about how his kids call him "The Finisher", and then he goes on to discuss his Acid Reflux and how this medication helped him. Or, how about the old men who are kayaking, but have overactive bladders, and how.... whatever it's called helps them out?

They may as well have one like: "I've always enjoyed snowshoeing with my friends, but sometimes I wonder if my tie is choking my throat. That's why, for my arthritis, I take <insert product>."

I mean... it makes absolutely no sense...

Has anyone else noticed this?
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 01:02:48 pm »

The best is when it starts with some chick riding her bike and then she goes on to say "I have genital herpes"

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 10:46:12 pm »

The best is when it starts with some chick riding her bike and then she goes on to say "I have genital herpes"

LMAO
the best thing they could have done there was use the idea that 'WRESTLING sells' to sell that
see what people would think
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 06:32:27 pm »

"I have Genital Herpes" said the Man
"And I don't" said the woman.
WELL YEAH, YA DO. SORRY.
unless what they tell us is health class....hmmmm.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 07:42:32 pm »

I love the fake drug commercials that steven colbert does. I cant remember what they were exactly but they are funny
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 10:29:03 pm »

"Boy, what a great day to be out enjoying a day with my anonymous generic boyfriend/girlfriend!"
"And I enjoy corn dogs just as much as my respectve boyfriend/girlfriend, yay!"
"But sometimes when I eat chocolate too fast, it reminds me of my secret weapon."
"What is this secret weapon?"
"I have AIDS, surprise!"
"And I'll continue to have WRESTLING with you, knowing that you have AIDS but not caring because I am a dummy head."
"But I've had seven sexual partners."
"I love you."
"The first time I had WRESTLING, I was 12 and drunk."
"You're the most responsible man/woman ever. I shall never leave you."

Condoms have been proven to reduce the spread of AIDS by basically zero percent! Buy some cheap breakable rubber and get out there and bag one today, you hustler, you!



Consequences may exist. Please screw irresponsibly.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 03:38:58 pm »

"Boy, what a great day to be out enjoying a day with my anonymous generic boyfriend/girlfriend!"
"And I enjoy corn dogs just as much as my respectve boyfriend/girlfriend, yay!"
"But sometimes when I eat chocolate too fast, it reminds me of my secret weapon."
"What is this secret weapon?"
"I have AIDS, surprise!"
"And I'll continue to have WRESTLING with you, knowing that you have AIDS but not caring because I am a dummy head."
"But I've had seven sexual partners."
"I love you."
"The first time I had WRESTLING, I was 12 and drunk."
"You're the most responsible man/woman ever. I shall never leave you."

Condoms have been proven to reduce the spread of AIDS by basically zero percent! Buy some cheap breakable rubber and get out there and bag one today, you hustler, you!



Consequences may exist. Please screw irresponsibly.

rofl. that reminded me of the family guy episode where those random guys come in and start singing "you have AIDS"
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 08:55:50 pm »

"Grandpa! HI, Grandpa!"
"Hi kids! Oh, Oh NO!!!!"
"Grandpa What's the matter? GRANDPA!!!"
Announcer: It could be anywhere, anytime, anyplace, right in front of your kids. Not being able to control your bowels is a serious disorder, and should be treated with care, and not laughter.
"Before I used *BRAND*, I sharted about every five seconds, and there was usually a big chunk in there too."
Announcer: Now for a limited time, you can own your own box of *BRAND* and when you are living a happier life, think of *BRAND*.
"Hey kids, wanna go fly a kite and get back home so I can get it on with Grandma?"
"Yeah Grandpa! We're so proud of you! It's so much better when you don't **** yourself!"
"Yeah."


WARNING: MAY CAUSE DEATH, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, BLADDER CANCER, OR DEATH INANOTHER COUPLE OF WAYS. DO NOT CONSUME, SWALLOW, SNORT, OF SMOKE THIS DRUG.
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 03:45:10 pm »

(shot of camel)
voice with middle easter accent: I think that the americans should all die. and I fight them on a daily basis. (shot of terrorists shooting at americans)
but sometimes when I am shooting at americans, i start sneezing. thats why I take Jihadonex. Jihadonex blocks all of the dust and smoke from causing a runny itchy nose.
so if you want to stop sneezing and get back to killing americans, call 1-800-FOR-ALAH
(shot of american sneezing then getting shot)
I guess he should have taken jihadonex!

Warning: may cause bloating, swelling of the liver, trouble urinating, blurred vision, loss of sense of smell, or death by beating, exploding, shrapnel, helicopter blades, tank shells, carpet bombing, snipers, or restriction of breathing
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 04:32:02 pm »

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voice with middle easter accent: I think that the americans should all die. and I fight them on a daily basis. (shot of terrorists shooting at americans)
but sometimes when I am shooting at americans, i start sneezing. thats why I take Jihadonex. Jihadonex blocks all of the dust and smoke from causing a runny itchy nose.
so if you want to stop sneezing and get back to killing americans, call 1-800-FOR-ALAH
(shot of american sneezing then getting shot)
I guess he should have taken jihadonex!

Warning: may cause bloating, swelling of the liver, trouble urinating, blurred vision, loss of sense of smell, or death by beating, exploding, shrapnel, helicopter blades, tank shells, carpet bombing, snipers, or restriction of breathing

Terrorism is never funny.
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2007, 09:11:49 am »

i must object to that:

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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 10:13:20 pm »

i must object to that:


Umm... NO!
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