"Boy, what a great day to be out enjoying a day with my anonymous generic boyfriend/girlfriend!"
"And I enjoy corn dogs just as much as my respectve boyfriend/girlfriend, yay!"
"But sometimes when I eat chocolate too fast, it reminds me of my secret weapon."
"What is this secret weapon?"
"I have AIDS, surprise!"
"And I'll continue to have WRESTLING with you, knowing that you have AIDS but not caring because I am a dummy head."
"But I've had seven sexual partners."
"I love you."
"The first time I had WRESTLING, I was 12 and drunk."
"You're the most responsible man/woman ever. I shall never leave you."
Condoms have been proven to reduce the spread of AIDS by basically zero percent! Buy some cheap breakable rubber and get out there and bag one today, you hustler, you!
Consequences may exist. Please screw irresponsibly.
rofl. that reminded me of the family guy episode where those random guys come in and start singing "you have AIDS"
