Message #1406

[Mup]

"Grandpa! HI, Grandpa!"
"Hi kids! Oh, Oh NO!!!!"
"Grandpa What's the matter? GRANDPA!!!"
Announcer: It could be anywhere, anytime, anyplace, right in front of your kids. Not being able to control your bowels is a serious disorder, and should be treated with care, and not laughter.
"Before I used *BRAND*, I sharted about every five seconds, and there was usually a big chunk in there too."
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"Hey kids, wanna go fly a kite and get back home so I can get it on with Grandma?"
"Yeah Grandpa! We're so proud of you! It's so much better when you don't **** yourself!"
"Yeah."


WARNING: MAY CAUSE DEATH, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, BLADDER CANCER, OR DEATH INANOTHER COUPLE OF WAYS. DO NOT CONSUME, SWALLOW, SNORT, OF SMOKE THIS DRUG.