(shot of camel)
voice with middle easter accent: I think that the americans should all die. and I fight them on a daily basis. (shot of terrorists shooting at americans)
but sometimes when I am shooting at americans, i start sneezing. thats why I take Jihadonex. Jihadonex blocks all of the dust and smoke from causing a runny itchy nose.
so if you want to stop sneezing and get back to killing americans, call 1-800-FOR-ALAH
(shot of american sneezing then getting shot)
I guess he should have taken jihadonex!
Warning: may cause bloating, swelling of the liver, trouble urinating, blurred vision, loss of sense of smell, or death by beating, exploding, shrapnel, helicopter blades, tank shells, carpet bombing, snipers, or restriction of breathing
Terrorism is never funny.
/ban
